Oliver has a folder that comes home every Thursday with a packet of homework. The first week was letter A, the second week was B and so on. This week is the letter P. He has to practice writing p's and draw something that starts with a P. Oliver: So you know how it's the letter P for my homework this week. I have an idea of what I can draw. I can draw pee.
Mom: silence.
Oliver: you know like the pee that comes out of my penis.
That led to a great conversation about how some things are too private for homework illustrations.